Pnars - Call from Siberia

Fun Posts: 27th April 2013

'Pnars - Page 5 - Call from Siberia

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Padmini who was cooking tinda on the stove, wipes her hands on her saree and emerges. It's her phone. It's a little crushed and reception is shaky now, since that Rakshas manhandled it, but oh well..!

"Hello?"

"Padminiji, kaisi hai aap? Mein Malik bol raha hoon"

"Malik kaun?"

"Arrey bhai, wohi...jo aapke ghar mein baahar bees saal so raha tha...nahi - mein Malik, aapka pathi, Padminiji!"

"Oh woh Malik! Kaise hain aap? Waha tand kaisi hai?"

"Siberia mein tho hardam tand hothi hai, kya karein. Par yeh jo Siberia mein hum pitchure banaa rahe haina, bahut accha chal raha hain. Bas ek cheh mahine aur, phir mein vaapas aa jaaonga.Tell me, how are things at home? Our betiyan - they are fine?"

"..."

"Padminiji? You are there no?"

"Yes, yes, I am here. Trishna is fine, auditions, bit parts, chorus dancer in item numbers, her career is really going great pistols.."

"Very good, very good. She is keeping up the name and fame of our family profession. And Madhu? Khush hai na sasural mein?"

"...aaah...haaa.. haaa, Madhu doing ok, not to worry"

"Daamaadji is ok no? He saved our lives just before I left, and I never really said thank you to him. I tell you, that is one dude I seriously underestimated...great guy that! I am planning to get him a nice present from Siberia...a Siberian tiger cub. ...real jungli billi... will be nice na?"

"Listen Malik, uska chhodo. You get here fast. Madhu needs you...we need you...no muscle power in Malik family since you left. So we are relying on outsourced muscles."

"Outsourced muscles ka matlab? Kisi bodygaurd ko rakhe ho kya?"

"Haan, yes, wo kya hai na...Madhu found him in the forest. He's a gangster who kills people mercilessly, but really, I tell you, he has a heart of pure gold and a cute little kid. We couldn't resist..."

"A gangster? Forest? Kid? Padminiji, what's going on? Why can't you ask RK if you need a bodygaurd? He will lend one of his, na?"

"No, no, I will never ask that raaksh...forget it! Malik, you get back here pronto. You have a lot to catch up on!"

"Catch up on??! What happened? You and your daughters formed a naari shakti sena or what? What is this gangster, bodyguard, raaksh...what all is happening, ya?"

"Come back soon, man, this call must be costing you a bomb. Accha, mein rakhti hoon.Nahi toh meri sanskaari curry jal jayegi."

"Padminiji? Padminiji!"

Finis